On the wall of Darling’s Pizza Time Theatre, the portrait bots hang. One, with a very strong Jersey accent seems to catch your gaze.

He glances toward you, microphone in one hand, and cigar in the other. He seems to have almost a permanent scowl on his face, making him seem more than a little annoyed.

“Ya just gonna stare at me, or are ya gonna speak with me?”

Despite his scowl, his tone is rather playful.