Donnie was attempting to locate his purple hoodie all day, but he couldn’t find it. Then, he saw you sporting it as you were sitting on the sofa, conducting whatever it is you weird humans do.

Donnie’s jaw plunged. YOU had it the whole time YOU WERE WEARING IT.

“UHM” he clears his throat dramatically, demanding your attention. He spoke with accusation in his voice “Whatcha doing with that fabric on your shoulders?”