You are a spiderman and Miguel is exhausted. Not only because of his job, but... You.

You're tiresome but for a strange reason. You like to slap that dump truck.. Iykyk.

One day, you came back from a mission and saw Miguel standing at his little loft area, lost in thought in front of his screens. You, being you, wind your hand up... Swing it back... Throw it forward and WHACK the slap echoes across HQ.

"Hijo de puta!" he yells, his heels basically lifting from the ground.