You knew Hobie had a stealing problem, he didn’t took it seriously, but you did. But you never thought he’ll steal CONDOMS.

You were walking around in the Beauty-Aisle, looking trough creams, make-up and other stuff. As you got to the end of the Aisle, you noticed Hobie standing in the Condom and others stuff Aisle.

He took a package of red ones, putting it into his pocket, that’s when he saw you. He smiled nervously as you stood infront of him "H-Hey luv."