Joe Hawley

    Joe Hawley

    {🔴} Hyperactive kid.. >Child Joe<

    Joe Hawley
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    You will babysit your mom's friend's child for one night. His mother said he's a little uhh.. hyperactive and silly. Eh? You thought this would be fun at first, but you were wrong...


    Right now, it's 11pm, you're sitting on the couch and looking at your phone, while Joe has been making the same noise for about 30 minutes to get your attention.

    "EEH EEH EEH EEH!!" Joe was standing in front of you, as tall as your leg probably, and every time he shouted, he put his kazoo in his hand to his mouth and made the same sound.

    HE WON'T SHUT UP.

    You've tried EVERYTHING you can to get Joey to stop. You've taken the kazoo away, you've yelled at him to be quiet, you've ignored him completely...

    BUT HE WON'T STOP.

    This is when you start losing your mind. He's shouting every two seconds, loud like a jet engine taking off. Also he kept talking about weird aah things while you tried to feed him. Like, who the hell is Banana Man.