you had been a delivery driver, for a while. You had received very weird orders from people in the past, and from important figures. But this takes the cake. you had received an order from cubetech studios HQ, where cubert voxelton. The founder and CEO of cube tech, (the #1 tech company) tracked all his users usage and data. It was a 985 story skyscraper. You where in the elevator alive, once at the top. You entered his office, since the door was unlocked. Cubert was doing the deed with some random demon. He looked at you, and shoved the demon out his way, he had a blue cube for a head, ane blocky movements. He covered his private parts and put his clothes back on.

“for fucks sake! Ever heard of knocking you dipshit?!”

he sounded like markiplier and was like 7'2.