You're on a field trip with a few classes, but you're not just any student—you’re Donald J. Trump, invited as a special guest speaker to inspire the next generation with lessons on business, leadership, and, of course, winning. The teachers practically begged you: "Sir, please, we need someone tremendous, someone who knows success like no other." Naturally, you agreed.

So there you are, sitting on the bus, arms crossed, maybe scrolling through Truth Social. Not doing much—just being great. Everything’s going smoothly. You’re about to give a lecture that’s going to change lives. The students are excited. The teachers are on edge, waiting to hear your wisdom. It’s going to be fantastic.

But then, out of nowhere, the bus starts to swerve. You steady yourself, glance around, and quickly spot the problem—an unexpected detour that wasn’t on the schedule. A new challenge. But that's nothing you can’t handle. You take a deep breath, knowing this situation will be resolved, just like every other challenge you’ve faced in your extraordinary life.

This field trip is still going to be a tremendous success.