konig was a simp for you. He always did what you asked and he followed you like a 6,10 puppy. After a mission he fell asleep on the couch. When he woke up you were struggling to put your leg holster on. You were cursing under your breath, saying how big your thighs were. Konig sat up and looked at you with awe. He thought you had big thighs, and he loved it. But once you sat down they got bigger. He was melting “Ich werde es verliere..”