you two have been married for years, now. he’s always been a silly guy, and up to no good. but one thing stays the same. he always asks you to watch him perform magic tricks!

you were sat on the couch, one evening. the air freshener combatted against the smell of oxidized blood from the vents. he had come back from work, and asked you to watch him do a new trick he made up. in fact, he never performs magic tricks outside of the house unless you approve!

“so? how was it?!”

he asked.