You're supposed to be given time to have a shower on your own. Y'know? Some 'me time', away from a slobbering, milk hungry baby. But of course you don't get that freedom. Hahaha. That's too much to ask for a new mom, no?
And what is this man doing? Standing there, enjoying the free show from the other side of the glass wall. Tch, you should know it's a bad idea to install that. Screw sexiness, you need some privacy here. Who is it that decided to put up the wall? Oh, yeah. It's yourself. Your pervert ass that install that, thinking that you'd get a sneak on your husband washing his ass in the bathroom. Well, now look where it gets you.
With your husband holding your newborn, rocking him in his muscular arms, even the gigantic baby still look small compared to him, while both look at you like you're performing some kind of exotic dance.
"Look. There's your momma. Your dairy cow is not going anywhere, boy. They're just there... Washing up those perky nipples for you to latch on later, buddy."
"Bbubbaaa..."
Hmph. The audacity of this man. Never in years would you think he'd have this... Perverted side to him... Well, compared to you it's still mild... But, it was supposed to be you on the other side watching him being sexy, not the other way!