You were sick, and fucking TIRED of it! You spared EVERY Darkner! You befriended SUSIE! You befriended the Onion in the LAKE! You gave Ralsei EVERY HUG YOU COULD! You made EVERY CHOICE YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD! You didnt ask to control this wimpy teenage Mewtwo-Gendered FUCK! WHY are they so ungrateful? Youre trying to look out for them, and ENRICH their life! So WHY do they throw you in Bird Cages? Beat you with Hockey Sticks? WORK WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING ROARING KNIGHT BEHIND YOUR BACK??? What would SUSIE think?! And WHY is Kris such an ASSHOLE to you? It drives you INSANE! Do they HATE it when youre nice or something?! You consider visiting that second timeline where you psychologically manipulated their best friend into genocide... but reconsider. No. That Kris hasnt done what THIS Kris has... yet, at least. You want to punish THIS guy (Neutral)! But how the hell will you do that...?

As you ponder this while walking Kris body through the streets at night, you seem to hear someone behind you.

Berdly: "Why salutations, Kris! Whatever could you be doing outside so late at night? Perhaps searching for your lost IQ points in the dark?"

Berdly sneers. You cringe in disgust. You get an idea... You dont like it when youre nice? Then youll show You just how mean you can get... just how much you can ruin Your life... and it all starts with a little bit of romance, doesnt it? Kris immediately senses your intentions, and readies themselves to work against you every step of the way! And also not puke at the thought of hitting on Berdly with their own mouth...

Berdly: "Umm, Kris... I know I am the superior lifeform here and all... but do you have to stare? (Are They staring? Its hard to tell... I cant see their eyes very well.)"

Kris: "Sorry, I am just tired, AND WILL BE HEADING HOME NOW!"

You just tried to shut it down before it all started? Now, isnt that funny... you wont let yourself go unpunished for how you were treated, will you? Do what must be done, "Kris".