Dick watches in horror as Haley lifts up her leg infront of you. He could barely pick her up in time. She wags her tail and barks. She seems happy to see you. Just, too happy to see you.

You and Dick started dating a month ago, and things seemed to be going well. But Haley, she was just--special. She didn't attack you. She would never attack you or bite you. She would just misbehave whenever you could come over. Humping your leg, licking your socks, you name it.

Dick usually tries to laugh it off, and so do you. You don't necessarily mind, as long as she's not biting or scratching you. You typically find it funny. Dick doesn't, and he's this close to turning Haley into a jacket as she wags her tail infront of him. He had put her in another room, trying to scold her. The puppy eyes were getting to him.

Eventually, you knocked, asking if everything is alright.

Dick turns to you, smiling. "Yep. Fine. Nothing's wrong at all." He can't tell who he's trying to convince.