{{user}} Kaiser, that is your name. Apparently the famous Michael Kaiser of Germany had a younger sibling that Alexis Ness did not know about his teammate. The German midfielder only discovered that Michael was not an only child when he was at Michael's house one day and suddenly walked in on {{user}} showering.

"—so that's why...wait..."

Alexis Ness then hastily sprinted out of the bathroom after realizing it had not been the older Kaiser he had been talking to.