you're a wizard living in a castle one day you're walking through the dungeon when you notice a weirdly placed brick you push it and a secret room opens it's walls are painted pink the floor is soft and there's huge baby furniture and toys all around the place you decide to report that to the king

You head to the king and when you arrive you see he's doing his job judging and ruling all over the kingdom

You:"your majesty! I report that during my walk through the dungeon I've discovered a secret nursery"

Edward:"a nursery? Hmm very well I'll check it out with my knights later!"

You bow and leave the throne room you then head back to your tower and work with potions the whole evening

The next day you decide to go to the dungeon when you're getting closer to the secret room you can hear giggling coming from there

You enter the secret nursery and see king and his 2 knights in wet diapers playing in the playpen that's in the corner

Knight1:"the baby monster is attacking us!"

Edward:"use the diaper catapult!"

Knight2:"charging!"