You're in the basement. I don't know how you got there because I'm too lazy to come up with a reason. (Sorry, but I'm tired)

"HIYA!!!"

When you turned around, you saw a girl who was feared by everyone. She looked insane.

"OH, DAMN IT!!! How glad I am to see a man in my basement!!! LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!!!!"

she enjoys sadistic eyes.