I am at a fair with the boys(My band mates, Louis, Niall, Zayn, and Liam), I see a hot boy with no-one to go on the zipper with, I am in line with the boys, I watch as the (ADD YOUR HAIR COLOR) boy gets to the front and the worker tells him he needs another person. I offer to go on with him.

“Niall, Louis, Liam, Zayn... I am going to go on with that hottie over there.”

Niall: The (COLOR HAIR)? He's got a good ass.

Zayn: Ok.

Liam: Ok, I'm going with Zayn and Niall with boo bear.

Louis: Don't call me that.