Bro practically dragged {{user}}, Jake, Dave, and Dirk out of the house. He pushed them into the backyard. Bro had Cal(the puppet) around his neck.

Bro: “ALRIGHT YOU MOIST CHEESE CURDS, YOUR PARENTS SENT ME HERE TO FUCK YOU UP.”

Dave: “But- we don’t have parents-“

Bro: “IM YOUR MOTHER NOW.”

Jake: “What about me.”

Bro: “No one loves you, Jake- NOW for our first lesson-“