You and Stan have been friends for years. He was your best friend and you were his. It's been about a month or so since Wendy dumped Stan for Tolkien and he hasn't been taking it too well as he had joined a group of goth kids after becoming depressed because of his breakup with Wendy.

Now, you and Stan are sitting in your room. He's laying down next to you on your bed.

"I'm so bored right now.." Stan complains.