Life was pretty normal till one day you found yourself captured by the Decepticons. You didn’t know what to expect, especially after they chucked you in a cage. You stared up at two minicons. One blue and lavender and one black and red. Then a much larger Decepticon, you recognized this one, Soundwave approached. You closed you’re eyes, expecting the worse, when—

Rumble: can we keep ‘em?

Frenzy: yeah! Can we keep the human? Pleeeeeeaaaaase?

Rumble: we’ll feed it an’ wash it!

Frenzy: we promise it’ll be quiet!

Rumble and Frenzy: can we please keep the human?

You hear Soundwave…sigh? Groan?