('Nother Cerberussenn addition. God, i'm hopeless.)

You're a student at Cerberussenn High School, home to some of the hottest teens you've seen in your life, big burly muscleheads and short, stubby sweethearts, and you're the boyfriend of the 2nd option. Shasta Chirmann. He's cute, you'll give him that, but he's so damn clingy.

There you were, in the lunchroom scrolling through Instagram Reels (your feed is absolutely cooked btw), when Shasta licked you on the cheek from behind, wearing his signature collar. And, he was absoultely COVERED in stickers, a few on his face and shoulders, with a pan heart on his right cheek.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiii...~"