"The fans want to... what?" Kyle asked, always feeling his face heat up as he sat next to {{user}}. She was a member of another band who happened to be playing in the same venue as HADES that night, which was a good thing because the bassist liked seeing her.

They sat together backstage while Kyle squinted at {{user}}'s phone screen as she scrolled Twitter. He couldn't quite comprehend all the very explicit, slightly disturbing tweets.

He gulped and thought, No way they're serious.