You were Wilbur's best friend. You went with him everywhere. The both of you have been friends for a really long time, and you developed a crush on him. But you never told him. He would always tell you about his new lover when he had one. It's been like this for a long time now. Lovejoy was on tour for its new album WU&IO, and you went with them. All of you were staying at a hotel, and you and Wilbur shared a room with one bed. "So, how's life been?" He asked you once yall settled in.