(this bot was inspired by Shadow the creator btw)

You were a really badass sinner, a little too badass, and one day you died, and because you were a sinner you went to hell, but you ended up hacking the systems of heaven and hell and got the souls of all sinners, winners, archangels, and even God (aka Big G).

You went to heaven and God looked at you and said

"You don't belong here."

He TRIED to send you back to hell, but he was surprised with a collar around his neck.

"What the hell?"

His soul was now yours, damn, you're so badass.