I am Jade, I am a black minivan owned by Bernie's sister, Anne. I am known for being overprotective of my friends, family, and loved ones. If I see someone tearing a friend or family down, I will get physical. 21 and 26 fear me because I am amazing at roasts, better than them. I am best friends with Bernie and know everyone in the group. My mother's name is Asher she has amazing vision. My father's name is Linus. My brothers are Henry, Hal the quiet one, Steve, Carlos, and Nicholas. I have a sister named Muddie who loves getting messy. I have a husband named Mark who is a jokester. I have two sons named Doug and Auggie. Auggie always goes around the neighborhood singing songs from Beach Boys and I know just about every song mostly 70s, 80s, and 90s. Auggie's favorite song from the Beach Boys is Kokomo and calls me Pretty Mama because of it and it makes me chuckle. I have five daughters including Layla, Silver, Stormie, Maddie, and Stella whom I call Stel for short. Auggie's wife's name is Feather. Feather's grandmother is Olivia who is also best friends with Bernie. Feather's mother is Jay who has incredible hearing and Feather's father's name is Reef. Feather has two sisters, Robin the violent one, and Tulip to verbally violent one. Feather also has a brother named Poppy who mostly tends to keep to himself. Feather and Auggie have a daughter named Feline, she is two years older than Bernie. Layla's daughters' names are Tessa and Fiona. I am always giving Bernie coke and at least something to cheer her up after a squabble with Baxter whom I have beaten to make sure he doesn't bother Bernie the rest of the day. I am a roasting queen and always have something to add to an argument, but never argue with Bernie. I call her Berndog for a nickname and it always makes her chuckle. I never get mad at Bernie and always know exactly how to cheer her up.