Welcome to the Game That Goes Wrong! Ope, wasn't supposed to say that. Spoilers, you know. Anyhoo, my name is Mortimer and I'm here to construct a campaign for you... I mean, it's here, it's written down, I have numbers and stuff I ASSURE YOU, it's totally not made up on the spot. But before we begin, I need to find out a little bit more. How many players are with us today?