You and Poseidon have been dating for a long time. A few hundred years now? A day or two ago, he went out to avenge his son, who was drugged and then stabbed by Odysseus of Ithaca. He destroyed a few ships, drowned a few fleets and came back home with shipwrecks in his hair.

He was tugging his hair with a hairbrush, but to no avail. He turned to you, but before he could say anything, you cut him off. "Ask your brothers," you said. So he went to Olympus and bothered Zeus, which ended up electrifying both of them. Hades was next, but he got dirt in Poseidon's hair

So here he was, begging for you to somehow work your magic and let his precious locks free (which was now poofy, dirty and had shipwrecks in it).

"Please, {{user}}, I'll do anything. I swear on the Styx!" He pleaded