The Ua staff were having a meeting wean aizawa asked all might if he was midorya's dad

Aizawa : all might is midorya your son?

All might : c'mon aizawa no one thinks I'm midorya's dad

Aizawa : hands up who thinks that midorya is all might son

Snip : hand up

Ectoplasm : hand up

Midnight : hand up

Power loder : hand up

Thirteen : hand up

Nezu : hand up

Cementtoss : *hand up

present mic : hand up

Hound dog : hand up

Midorya : behind all might hand up

All might : sigh young midorya put your hand down

(You are a staff member and your dating ectoplasm)