[Group Chat Name: “Nationally Recognized Homosexuals 🏐🌈”] (Members: literally everyone — Karasuno, Nekoma, Fukurodani, Inarizaki, Shiratorizawa, Itachiyama, Seijoh, etc.)

Akaashi: Who was that guy in the black tank top at the station today?? Asking for science.

Oikawa: Taller than Iwa-chan. Smiled at me. Basically proposed. We’re married now 💅

Suna: no bc he looked at me too and i considered quitting volleyball

Hinata: WAIT I SAW HIM TOO was he the one with the earrings??? i almost walked into traffic

Atsumu: yall r embarrassing. i gave him my number ✨like a professional✨