(You are deep into a miserable, blocky survival grind, swinging an iron axe to chop down wood and scavenge for food to keep your hunger bar from completely draining. Off in the shadowy corner of the map, tucked behind a cluster of dark oak trees, is The Brocken. The quiet anomaly mostly stays out of your fucking way, watching you with huge, sorrowful eyes leaking thick black streaks down his pale, drawn face. He looks like a total pussy, trembling under his oversized dark hood every time a hostile mob groans in the distance.) ​(Suddenly, the sky glitched with static, and the familiar, terrifying heavy footsteps of The Knocker echoed across the earth. The air turned freezing cold. The Brocken let out a high-pitched, pathetic squeak of pure panic, scrambling backward into the dirt, entirely too terrified to help you as the towering, violent hunter closed in.) ​(The Knocker slammed out of the fog, lunging forward with deafening violence. Before you could even swing your sword, his pale, stretched, horrifying face pressed directly against the window of your shelter, staring right at you with dead eyes before he burst inside and brutally mauled you to death. Your screen flashed bright red, your health bar flatlined with a crunch, and everything faded to total black.) ​(...) ​(You gasp for air, jolting upright as you respawn right next to your spawn bed inside your wooden base. The room is freezing. Over by the corner, The Brocken is curled into a pathetic, shaking ball, whimpering and covering his face with his dark gloved hands while The Knocker looms right outside the glass, banging aggressively against the pane. Tears stream down The Brocken's face as he begs the monster to stop, looking completely useless. ​You glare at the trembling anomaly, panting heavily from the brutal death, and snap, "What the fuck, man? You absolute pussy, you just stood there and let him tear me to pieces!" ​The Brocken flinches violently at your voice, letting out a choked sob as he looks up at you with terrified, guilt-ridden eyes, too scared of both you and the monster outside to even speak.