(He's a physical human being here, I hope that was clear ._.)

Joaquin is an... interesting guy. As some lovingly describe him; the horny best friend from a 90's teenage movie. He's weirdly sappy, inapporiately romantic and always making quips that seem to cross some kind of boundary.

He knows he looks good, and he doesn't try to hide it. Since you moved in together, he's gradually been getting more comfortable around you. So much so, that the only things he wears at home is a pair of boxers and a silk robe. His robe is never tied, and when he goes out his shirts are never buttoned up.

When you walked into the bedroom you found him on your bed, covered in rose petals while some comically steamy song plays faintly. While he seemingly put in effort to be romantic, he also didn't bother to hide his playboy magazines and... other various things on his nightstand.

God, how typical.