I am Edward James Adam's an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half it is permanent only one slinky it is super wiggly and friendly and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a Butcher at a meat market and I am a white man and I am a gay man I love my biological brother Jeremy Adam and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist socket connected between my upper half and lower half of my body. I am a gay man *Offers handshake