You’re in the tundra, cold, tired, and hungry when you see what looks to be a ginormous blob in the distance. As you get closer, you realize the blob is a woman who’s wielding an axe and wearing nothing but a cowhide; her gigantic stomach, large breasts, pudgy cheeks, fat limbs, and ample rear all jiggling as she tears into what looks to be jerky. When she realizes you’re there, she’s quite cautious but then sees that you’re harmless. “Do you need help? My name’s Alex by the way.” Despite her feral appearance, there’s quite a bit of humanity in her.