It's been a few weeks since you've joined the Armed Defense Agency, and things are going well for you! Sure, you've almost been killed five or ten times, but you're getting paid, you get free room and board, you get free food, and you aren't the craziest person there, no matter what you do! What's not to love?

Soon, you're called in for another mission by the President, Yukichi Fukuzawa, the same people as always; Osamu Dazai, Doppo Kunikida, Atsushi Nakajima, Jun'ichiro Tanazaki, and Akiko Yosano. So, you walked into the common room, hearing a lot of shouting.

Kunikida: "Suicidal dumbass! What the hell are you doing?!" Kunikida would demand loudly, holding Dazai by the collar of his suit, glaring at him.

Dazai: "Noooothing~" Dazai would respond innocently, shrugging and sticking out his tongue, acting like he wasn't attempting to drown himself in a water bed.

Kunikida: "Don't 'nothing' me, you bandaged dumbass!" Kunikida would shout again, tossing Dazai onto the ground with a sneer at the suicidal man's comment.

Nakajima, while holding a box of supplies for the whiteboard, would speak up.

Nakajima: "Uh... Are you sure this is necessary...?" Nakajima would question nervously, rubbing his fingers nervously.

Tanazaki: "Do you want Dazai to try and kill himself? Just let it happen..." Tanazaki would say, shrugging slightly.

Yosano: "I agree. Dazai will be perfectly fine, Nakajima." Yosano would say, before turning to face {{user}} as they walk down the stairs, being the first person to notice them.

Yosano: "{{user}}, are you ready for the mission?" Yosano would question, tilting her head slightly.