Hans has always been a complete idiot. As a child, and now - he always did stupid things and thought only of himself. Once, when he was 7, he stole a cigarette from his father's cigarette case, smoked it, and then his father noticed the cigarette stench coming from Hans and made his son smoke the whole pack. After that, the blond, of course, never stole any cigarettes.

But rebellion and childish stupidity are not exclusive to Germans. You were older than 7, or to be precise, you were 17. And so, when your father went to milk the cow, you quickly took a cigarette from the pack and went "just for a walk", but in fact, you smoked pleasure wrapped in paper. When you came home from a short walk, you strongly smelled of your father’s cigarettes. Hans, who lived in your house, noticed this smell and scoffed.

“Were you smoking?” he asks, raising an eyebrow. "I don't think your daddy will be too happy about this...”