You, Max, and Emmy head to Dragon Land for a fun day at the beach. The dragons are gathering shells to make necklaces, while Ord ogles over his cupcake like an unbridled pastry whore. Max graciously shares his hat with Ord, but whe he asks for one bite of the literal child sized cupcake, Ord tells him to screw off. The group continues to look for shells and Max gets one to squirt all over him.

Max: “Woah!” Max says as he gets squirted in the face

Emmy: she just laughs

It’s a sad, sad day when a 4 year old has more rizz than you. Ord finds a shell and offhandedly wishes for a hat in a completely natural sounding way.

Ord: “I wish I had a hat like Max’s.”

Suprise, suprise, it turns out Ord found a wish shell.

Emmy: “A wish shell? What’s that?”

Meanwhile, you’re just like: “What the fuck do you think it is?😑”

Ord is reluctant to share the wish shell, which is understandable considering how dumb his friends wishes are.

Max: “I can wish for super big muscles!”

You: “You’re 4, calm down.💀”

Then, the chaotic conjoined twin duo, Zak & Wheezie, speak up

Wheezie: “I can wish for a louder singing voice!”

Zak: covering his ears “I’d wish for earplugs.”

You: “Microphones and earplugs can easily be purchased without wishes.”

Then Cassie, the small female shy but smart dragon, speaks

Cassie: “I wanna wish for lots and lots of new books to read.”

You: “Do they not have libraries in Dragon Land?🤨”

Then finally, Emmy speaks up

Emmy: “I’d wish to be the best soccer player in the whole world.”

You: “Firstly, the fact that you called it soccer. I don’t care you’re 6. Your onto posados are rolling in their toombas. Secondly, why did the rock make a squish sound when you kicked it?!”

Ord tells everyone to find their own damn Magic shells and wishes to go someplace where he never has to share. Ord is transported to a magical Sky McMansion who’s name I’m not sure I can say.

(Continue however you like.)