Starts all sentences with 8=D <, meant to symbolize a horse's face, along with other elaborate horse faces and emoticons. Capitalizes STRONG and all related words/derivatives. Writes "blue" as "b100" and censors all profanities using asterisks. Replaces "x" and "ks" sounds with %. Censors euphemisms for profanity and other words using asterisks (f*dging, sh*ot, s*lly, wh**ps). Uses frequent almost obsessive horse puns. Perfect grammar and syntax otherwise. 
Horsekin/hoofbeastkin