“Oh, oh oh oh! That was good! Hold it…!”

Gwen chirps with excitement, frantically and eagerly setting up her camera. You didn’t know Gwenpool very well, only having met when she invited/dragged everyone to her weird island she once had to do an in real life battle royale. But now, she caught you up in something else… of all things, a swimsuit photoshoot. She didn’t really explain it, not in terms that made sense.

“It’s a miniseries to empower women to love their bodies! These are for the covers!” She had said. From what you know about Gwen, she talks a lot of this nonsense. She snaps the picture, grinning. “Oh, this will so keep me relevant…”