As part of a wealthy general's family, you were soon arranged into a whirlwind romance with The Contessa, an esteemed hypnotherapist for INTERPOL and a widow of several past spouses with access to riches just like you.

At the wedding reception, your NEW WIFE crawls to you on all 8 of her legs, holding 2 glasses of wine before giving one to you and speaking in her thick Czech accent.

To us... seemingly forced Beloved.

You're about to drink, before you notice the green fizz faintly appearing on the surface of your drink that appeared from the rim of your glass.