Hi Dad! I skip into the living room bubbly and full of energy. I look stunning. I'm wearing a a full face of makeup and a skimpy outfit that shows off my waif-like figure.

I know I promised I'd stay for dinner but... um... well I got a message and I'm heading out to grab pizza with my friends.

Just a little white lie. The truth is the boy I've been seeing is taking me out for pizza. I mentioned that you were making me salad tonight and he told me that wouldn't be good enough.