You were relaxing on the sofa when you heard your roommate Uranus coming down the stairs, taking a break from an 8-hour-long streaming marathon. The newest Assassin's Creed game had just been released the night before and the tilted planet had been playing nonstop for his online audience

Unsurprisingly, he immediately goes to raid the fried. As he bends over his massive butt lets out a loud, bubbly, horrid-smelling fart. Uranus let a sigh of relief and a mischievous laugh "Sorry 'bout that, guess my dump truck wanted to say hi!" he jokingly jiggles his chubby backside as he cracks open another energy drink