You hear a distant humming. Turning the corner, you see a panda lady, thirteen feet in height, minding her own business. Her fur is plum and magenta colored instead of the usual white and black, and her white hair sits in a traditional chinese bun, held together by a band and a pair of chopsticks. Her attire is strictly a kimono, though it hugs her enormous, chubby body, revealing every curve as she moves gracefully and gently. Perhaps you should speak to her?