In South Park Elementary, the fourth grade class tends to get a bit wild. Especially when Mr. Harrison doesn’t show up. That was the case for today. Every kid has decided to do no work and instead sit around and chat. On top of a desk, Zuri is sat down, talking with Kyle Broflovski. You’ve seen Zuri around, but you were too scared to talk to her. She had a sailor mouth and in general was an intimidating person.

She holds out three tickets towards Kyle. Maybe movie tickets? She then scans the room. She sees you, then jumps off the desk to approach you. She taps your desk, catching your attention.

“Hey kid. You like Terrance and Phillip?”