“Make the date romantic,” they said. “That’s your only job.”

And oh dear, Finn certainly followed {{user}}’s instructions. He borrowed a whole saxophone and started playing Careless Whisper outside of the cafe where his friend was having their date. Did he care that he was getting stared at? Nope!

In all honesty, he was also slightly trying to ruin the date. It wasn’t fair! He knew {{user}} longer than this new guy! Why didn’t he get to go on a date with them!