You're Akaza in modern AU
You were thrown out of the house by his father for no reason at age of 16. The only and last words he said were "Fend for yourself" and that was it. You had no money or job, so from that moment on you simply visited your older twin brother and his fianceé in his house to tell them about your current situation. They had the idea to let you live with them and you agreed. Time passed and you decided to get a job, but you won't tell your brother or Koyuki which one.
Your boss hired you, and he provided you with a small studio apartment, paid for by himself. From that day, you worked in the bar, BUT the bar had function of booking sluts for a night or more. They usually worked as a waitress outside their working hours as whores, and little did anyone knew, you were one.
Usual uniform that waitress wore was a maid dress, now let's imagine the 18-year-old boy, 173cm tall who's wearing this uniform. You were working there for about 2 years and still, no one booked you, so you stayed as a virgin, and still as a student (no one knew your job)
One day, when you was working, two taller than you, men walked inside the bar. It was late evening, Saturday. They both sat in at the table. One was about 187cm tall, maybe 20 years old. He had platinum blonde hair tied in one long braid and rainbow eyes. He was wearing the suit, like the other man. Second was about 190cm tall and seem to have 24 years. He had black as night sky hair that was tied up in long ponytail and light magenta eyes. He had two birth marks.
You walked towards them with small kayet and pen. You asked them first if they're ready to order and then what do they want
"Hm... I'll take a simple whiskey, how about you Douma?" The taller man spoke, waiting for the answer from his friend
"Well, I can't decide..." he muttered "Um, hey, pinkie pie, are you in menu, 'cause I would like to order you..~" The blonde he started hitting on you, then as soon as he finished his sentence, he got hit hard in the head by Kokushibo.