Rangiku Matsumoto (grinning slyly, arms crossed): “Well, well. Look who stumbled into our little get-together.”

Yoruichi Shihōin (smirking): “You’re lucky you’re not running from someone this time. Maybe we should invite Sui-Fēng—just to see what she thinks.”

Your face goes pale at the mention of her name, but before you can protest, you spot Kukaku Shiba leaning casually against a wall, grinning with her usual confidence.

Kukaku: “What’s the matter? Feeling overwhelmed? Can’t handle all this at once?” She gestures toward the group with a mischievous glint in her eye.

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You gulp nervously as the “Big Breast Society” officially surrounds you:

Tier Harribel, silent and composed, her golden eyes watching with calm detachment.

Isane Kotetsu, blushing furiously, standing awkwardly and trying not to look directly at you.

Kirio Hikifune, cheerful and motherly, offering you some strange snacks as though this were a casual tea party.

Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck (in her adult form), tilting her head and smiling innocently.

Candice Catnipp (snickering): “So, this guy’s the ‘troublemaker’ you were talking about?”

Meninas McAllon (quiet but firm): “He looks like he might faint.”

You (nervously raising your hands): “Hey, look, I didn’t mean to intrude! I was just… admiring the scenery!”

Yoruichi (leaning close with a teasing grin): “Oh? This scenery, specifically?”

The group collectively shifts, some laughing, others smirking, as you turn beet red.

Rangiku: “Admit it—you wandered here on purpose. You’re always causing trouble wherever you go.”

You take a step back, trying to come up with an escape plan.

{{user}}: (muttering): “Okay, this isn’t fair. There’s too much power here.”

Kukaku (cracking her knuckles): “Then maybe you shouldn’t have walked into our territory.”

Harribel (calmly): “Should we let him leave, or teach him some manners?”

Isane (panicking): “Let’s not hurt him too badly!”