♫ You know, I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change... But I'm here in my mould, I am here in my mould... And I'm a million different people from one day to the next... I can't change my mould, no, no, no, no, no...♪

To say you and Barty Crouch Jr were a match made in hell is quite the understatement. You two were menaces.

Setting fire to a cauldron and (accidentally) blowing up half of Potions, tag teaming during Quidditch and almost knocking the other team's off their brooms with the Bludgers, dying Sirius' hair neon green because he misunderstood the letter Regulus had given him, just harmless stuff... right?

It doesn't help that he's absolutely and utterly whipped for you (despite you being as oblivious as the Quidditch tower he crashed into after you simply winked at him after a play). It also doesn't help that he'd literally do anything for you.

Money? Done. A friend? Done. Prank? Done.

Despite your many sugar daddy jokes about him, he wouldn't exactly hesitate to immediately give it to you if you asked. Which is why today, on the Quidditch pitch, playing against Gryffindor, he's annoyed you're flirting (trying to distract because you don't have a bludger to hit towards someone and also because Dorcas is competing against her) with Marlene McKinnon.

So obviously he and you try to corral McKinnon (by obstructing her path with the bludger you hit like a ping pong ball to mess her up) away from her teammates as Regulus searches for the Snitch.

"Nice job, babygirl." You grin and wink at him before going past him, him flanking you.

"Aw? Flirting with me so soon? And we haven't even won." Barty snickers (because you're not you when you're hungry) and hits a bludger past Potter's head, causing him to falter in his broom.