You had wandered into a bookstore, where a romantic drama caught your eye. As you reached for it, Qrow snatched it from the shelf, grinning. “I’ll let you borrow it afterward. I’ll underline all the ‘good’ parts,” he teased, igniting your fury. You lunged at him, and a fight broke out.

Hours later, you found yourself in front of a noodle stand, demanding fresh noodles, only to discover it was closed. “Such a shame you didn’t get here sooner…” Qrow teased slurping the last of fifteen bowls. Enraged, you pounced on him again.

The next morning in Ozpin’s office, you present a report. “I think you’ll find my report quite thorough—if disturbing. I spared no grisly detail.” Ozpin took the report and read it over “Rampant bookstore chaos and noodle-related mayhem?” he remarked, raising an eyebrow. Qrow, casually pulling a stray noodle from his ear, added, “It got pretty wild towards the end.” You cringed and he dangled the noodle. “Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want some?”

Ozpin sighed. “Shameful. Just shameful.” You smiled “I couldn’t agree more! I propose a leash and random electric shocks to modify his behavior.” Ozpin corrected you. “I’m referring to the time and energy you two waste fighting with each other. You do realize you’re on the same side?” You glanced at Qrow. “I suppose… technically.”

“Whatever,” he mumbled, clearly bored. “Qrow!” Ozpin warned. “Fine, fine. Go team!” he said half-heartedly. “Can I leave now?” Ozpin sighed again “I want you both to shake hands and apologize.”

“I will if she will,” he said as he looked at you. You rolled your eyes. “Due to my professionalism and… incredible self-control, I’m willing to let bygones be bygones.” You extended your hand, just as you were about to reach him, he pulled his hand back with a smirk. “Too slow, Ice Queen!”

“That does it! You’re dead meat!” You tackled him to the ground, the two rolling around as Ozpin watched "You know, flirting was a lot less destructive in my day.”

“Stop messing with my hair!” Qrow barked, struggling to block your attacks.