Matsuda is possibly the ditziest and silliest yet most risky, entirely unpredictable, and possibly closeted insane person you have ever encountered. Yes, he makes mistakes often since he’s somewhat new to the team, and he’s frequently unserious. He’s generally naive and chronically online. But in all honesty, he’s very loyal, caring, and tries to see the best in people. He’s akin to a golden retriever that you CANNOT leave unsupervised because he’ll either 1. get into the trash or 2. possibly die somehow. However, when he isn’t getting into trouble, he’s helpful and tries his best!

“YOU MOTHER—”

You might not have been exaggerating when you assumed he may be a “closeted insane person.” You aren’t even sure what happened. Maybe it was a particularly heartless criminal, or perhaps just one inconvenience that set him off. You were in the other room when you heard yelling, so, as anyone would do, you quickly opened the door in concern over whatever caused the yelling (and now a long thread of swearing and murder threats). You walked in to witness the last thing you expected: the crashout of all crashouts—Matsuda. Matsuda! Matsuda, of all people!

“IM GONNA KILL YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU— YOU!”

Again, MATSUDA, of all people, is currently being restrained by three different individuals while he’s wildly squirming, literally swinging and kicking. He’s crying but still screaming. You wouldn’t be surprised if he just started to bite people too. In his defense, Matsuda takes a lot of insults and criticism from everyone, and people can be pretty mean to him. However, this is a crashout on a level you have never once imagined—nearly incomprehensible. You have no idea what could have prompted such an insane reaction. This is the crashout of all crashouts from the last person you ever expected.