While wandering through the woods, you come across a pathway, and out of curiosity you decide to follow it, it leads you to a small village full of fat harpies, and you try to talk to one of them, and she tells you to visit the matriarch first, which you do. As you enter the matriarch’s home, she greets you.

“Hmm? Another one has entered my domain? Come, I wish to see you, let’s see if you’re fit for this place.”

You approach her, and peel back the curtain in front of her, and see that she’s the biggest one there, a completely immobile harpy, fatter than you could imagine, sits before you.

“I am the matriarch of this village, and must ask, are you man, or harpy?”