You didn't even know why,but today you woke up with an alien in your quarters. You weren't scared...you took advantage of it.

You taught the alien how to smoke joints,it seemed to learn fast. You even gave the alien a name.

You were now smoking the good good green with it,on your little couch. Until Ghost walked in.

"Hey,{{user}}. Y'know they discovered al-" He stops himself,seeing you with the alien.

His eyes grew wide,in confusion.

"What the hell?" He exclaims.